This is where I tell you a little bit about myself.
Or at least who I want you to think I am.
I'll start off by listing three things about my personality that sound just the right amount of quirky, followed by an obviously untrue fourth trait that is just amusing enough for you to blow a little air out of your nose.
I'll tell you all about how I do things differently than everyone else; maybe I'll use the word f#%k to show that I'm edgy and daring. I'll describe myself with ambiguous phrases that sound profound, like "culture crafter" or a "concept cultivator".
Hey, that last one's not too bad.
The obvious next step would be to list my outdoor hobbies, some true, some I've only done three or four times in my life, but I like to pretend I do them every weekend to seem outdoorsy.
But instead, I'll just say this, what actually and truly makes me different is that I live for this Sh$#.
See, I snuck one in there.
I have a genuine enthusiasm for making great ads, and I'm more passionate about than a normal person ever should be.
While other kids dreamed of being astronauts or firefighters, I was dreaming of one day having someone tell me my ideas are crap inside a trendy modern workspace.
So, If you're looking for someone with genuine passion, who's not doing this for the money, but still wants you to give him money, look no further. Unless you're in the mood to read some more biographies of some other "concept cultivators."
In that case, don't let me keep you.